Downs Water Warehouse Pty Ltd

at , Toowoomba, 4350 Australia

Our vision is to provide dedication to service and delivery of all types of hoses, pipes and fittings for the industrial, agricultural and domestic markets


Downs Water Warehouse Pty Ltd

Toowoomba , QLD 4350
Australia
Contact Phone
P: 0746343003
Website
http://www.downswater.com.au

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Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside. “Yes,” says Sally, “a lock of my husband’s hair.” “But Larry’s still alive.” “I know, but his hair is gone.”

Published on 2015-01-29 21:58:00 GMT

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chuck's house and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.' Chuck replied, Well then, just give me my money back.' The farmer replied,'Can't do that, I went and spent it already.' Chuck said,' OK then, just bring me the dead horse.' The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?' Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!' Chuck replied, "Sure I can, watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happen with that dead horse?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $5 a piece and made a profit of $2495.' The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck replied, 'Only the guy that won. So I gave him back his $5.'

Published on 2015-01-23 09:55:00 GMT

GOOD NEWS! Our phones are up and working again. Thank you all for your patience.

Published on 2015-01-20 00:40:03 GMT

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut on board. After months of training, they placed all three in the shuttle and prepared for launch. Mission Control Centre announced, "This is Mission Control to Monkey One. Do your stuff." The first monkey began frantically typing and the shuttle took off. Two hours later, NASA's mission control centre announced, "This is Mission Control to Monkey Two. Do your stuff." The second monkey started typing like mad and the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks. Another two hours later Mission Control Centre announced, "This is Mission Control to Astronaut... " At this, the astronaut shouted "I know, I know - feed the monkeys and don't touch anything."

Published on 2015-01-16 09:27:00 GMT

We apologise for anyone who has been trying to contact us since Thursday morning. We are getting some upgrades to our phone system. We hope to have them up and working soon. Alternatively, you can email your enquiries to info@downswater.com.au and we can give you a call back. Thank you for your patience.

Published on 2015-01-16 00:10:53 GMT

Two guys get pulled over while drinking and driving. The driver tells his friend, "Peel the labels off these beer bottles, and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Now, shove all of the bottles under the front seat. Just let me do all the talking." The cop walks up and shines his flashlight into the car. "Have you been drinking?" he asks. "No, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight." "Then what on earth are those beer labels doing on your foreheads?" "We're both alcoholics," says the drunk. "We're on the patch."

Published on 2015-01-09 09:00:00 GMT

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They went back and forth until they stopped for lunch. At the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" The guy leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."

Published on 2015-01-02 09:18:00 GMT

The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for Christmas?" "Something for my mother, please." said the young lady. "Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you,'' smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her? " Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"

Published on 2014-12-19 10:14:00 GMT

We still have DWW 2015 calendars available. Make sure you come in a grab one!

Published on 2014-12-16 23:00:00 GMT

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

Published on 2014-12-12 10:14:00 GMT

UPDATE: Our phones are now working! Thank you all for your patience.

Published on 2014-12-10 03:09:42 GMT

We apologise for anyone who has been trying to contact us since Friday afternoon. Our phones are currently not working. We are trying to get them fixed ASAP. Alternatively, you can email your enquiries to info@downswater.com.au and we can give you a call back. Thank you for your patience.

Published on 2014-12-06 01:59:54 GMT

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbour. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbour says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."

Published on 2014-12-05 10:00:01 GMT

2015 DWW calendars are finally here! Make sure you come in and grab your free calendar before we run out! 5 great designs to pick from.

Published on 2014-12-03 08:30:00 GMT

Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant. “Let’s go in and get something to eat,” Jim suggested. “We can’t” responded John, “don’t you see the sign says NO PETS ALLOWED.” “Aah that sign,” said Jim “don’t worry about it” and taking out a pair of sunglasses, he walked up to the door. As he tried walking into the restaurant he got stopped at the door, “sorry no pets allowed.” Can’t you see” said Jim “I am blind, this is my seeing eye dog.” But it’s a doberman pincher, who uses a doberman pincher as a seeing eye dog?” the man asked “Oh,” Jim responded “you must have not heard, this is the latest type of seeing eye dog, they do a very good job.” Seeing that it worked, John tried walking in with his Chihuahua. Even before he could open his mouth, the doorman said “don’t tell me that a Chihuahua is the latest type of seeing eye dog.” Thinking quickly John responded in a angry voice “You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?”

Published on 2014-11-29 10:00:00 GMT

A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come into contact with the WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutraliser Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine" (RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter" (BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killer Antigen" (VODKA). Have a great weekend!

Published on 2014-11-21 10:04:00 GMT

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine, ran it for a minute and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money. The 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

Published on 2014-11-14 10:00:01 GMT

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Downs Water Warehouse is a locally owned and operated pumping and irrigation retailer located in Toowoomba.
We stock a large range of water products including pumps, fittings, pipes, valves, filtration and everything in between to suit agricultural, domestic, commercial and industrial needs.
We stock all the leading industry brands including Davey, Grundfos, Franklin, Philmac, Vinidex, Hunter, Toro and Plasson.
Call our friendly and knowledgeable team today to experience the Downs Water Warehouse difference!
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Read More Sales & Installation We stock a large range of water products including pumps, fittings, pipes, valves, filtration and everything in between to suit agricultural, domestic, commercial and industrial needs.
We can also help you design a custom irrigation system to suit your needs.
We stock all the leading industry brands including Davey, Grundfos, Franklin, Philmac, Vinidex, Hunter, Toro and Plasson.
Service & Repairs Downs Water Warehouse offers a range of services including repairs and installations of pumps, irrigation systems and pipelines.
We have a fully equipped onsite pump testing facility and workshop.
Poly Welding & Pipe Threading Our experiences and qualifies poly welders can do Butt and ElectroFusion (EF) welding in store or on site.
We also thread our own galvanised pipe up to 100mm in store to order.
331 Taylor Street, Toowoomba, Qld