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About El Cortez Little is known of Edmonton's El Cortez... Some say it has been in the city for years, while others say it does not exist at all... The only known evidence of it's existence is an abstruse interview between El Diablo and an unnamed Horseman. The following is a transcript of the interview, which took place in an undisclosed location, at an unknown date, somewhere in Edmonton, Canada. The conversation lasted exactly 6 minutes, El Diablo permitted the horseman to ask him 6 questions, and during the interview, El Diablo drank 6 shots of tequila. The interview... Horseman: What brings you to Edmonton? El Diablo: The El Cortez...And the women Horseman: What is the El Cortez? El Diablo: The El Cortez is freedom. It is expression. And it's a great place to grab a taco. Horseman: And the women? Tell me about them... El Diablo: Tequila + Women = Sexo Horseman: Tequila? El Diablo: El Cortez is a tequila bar, you idiot. Horseman: When is the world going to end? El Diablo: The minute you grow up, and stop living. Horseman: Ok, so where do I find "this" El Cortez? El Diablo: You don't find the El Cortez... The El Cortez finds you...
8230 Gateway Boulevard Right on the corner across the street from the Strathcona Farmer's Market.
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Tropical Thursdays tonight!!! Nick Degree and Morgan Gies dj'ing tonight, vibes are fuuuuun, come down and say hi :)
My 3 favourite things... 1. Tequila 2. HALF PRICE WINE WEDNESDAY at El Cortez 3. you
Get ready for round two of Taco Tues friends!!! The first one was super fun with DJ Bad Fad spinning vinyl 90's and 2000's hip hop classics and he'll be with us again! $2 tacos and $4.75 Tecate Tall boys, can't go wrong ;)
A few early resos left for dinner tonight at 5:30 and then a couple later ones available at 9:30 and 10pm. Email email@example.com to enjoy our delish chorizo, jalapeño latin burger, our monster mussels in a white wine sauce, or the new short rib taco!
Tables available for reservation tomorrow night. Direct message for bookings.