Heisenburger

at To'Hajiilee, Najavo Reservation, Albuquerque United States

Heisenburger is the place to be for good quality food. Don't be warded off with it's blue colour, it's just our recipe.


Heisenburger
To'Hajiilee, Najavo Reservation
Albuquerque , NM
United States
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Description

When a science teacher who is capable of making Meth is in need of money, what does he do? Well, he starts up a restaurant with a druggy he found! Los Pollos Hermanos? Pffft, They're history. It's time to try something new, so get your ass down to Heisenburger & try our 99.1% Pure "Beef" We treat our customers with real care, if they bring the GOD DAMN MONE- So try our fine cuisine. (Note: The patties contain traces of polyester and carbon. If you have heart issues we strongly advise going somewhere else.) [The Heisenburger restaurant is a joke and the page is merely a tribute to Breaking Bad. Expect to ONLY see BB things like memes, jokes, etc]

Company Rating

45 FB users likes Heisenburger, set it to 81 position in Likes Rating for Albuquerque, New Mexico in Restaurant/cafe category

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Me & Mr. White sincerely apologise for the extreme lack of posts recently. I know we said that there'd be more posts coming however we simply haven't had the time. After all, we're on a tight schedule. It ain't easy being a meth kingpin. But it won't be long until the posts start coming your way ~Jesse

Published on 2014-12-04 17:23:48 GMT

Me and Jesse are tremendously grateful for the forty likes. We envisioned this as a joke page, but now it's becoming something a little more serious. Don't expect statuses everyday, but you will definitely see more from us both. Forty likes may not sound like much, however when you think about it: forty people are reading what we post, and that alone is great enough. Now if you'll excuse me I'm cooking. -Walter

Published on 2014-11-13 19:56:08 GMT

I took this vo-tech class in high school, woodworking. I took a lot of vo-tech classes, because it was just a big jerk-off, but this one time I had this teacher by the name of... Mr... Mr. Pike. I guess he was like a Marine or something before he got old. He was hard hearing. My project for his class was to make this wooden box. You know, like a small, just like a... like a box, you know, to put stuff in. So I wanted to get the thing done as fast as possible. I figured I could cut classes for the rest of the semester and he couldn't flunk me as long as I, you know, made the thing. So I finished it in a couple of days. And it looked pretty lame, but it worked. You know, for putting in or whatnot. So when I showed it to Mr. Pike for my grade, he looked at it and said: "Is that the best you can do?" At first I thought to myself "Hell yeah, bitch. Now give me a D and shut up so I can go blaze one with my boys." I don't know. Maybe it was the way he said it, but... it was like he wasn't exactly saying it sucked. He was just asking me honestly, "Is that all you got?" And for some reason, I thought to myself: "Yeah, man, I can do better." So I started from scratch. I made another, then another. And by the end of the semester, by like box number five, I had built this thing. You should have seen it. It was insane. I mean, I built it out of Peruvian walnut with inlaid zebra-wood. It was fitted with pegas, no screws. I sanded it for days, until it was smooth as glass. Then I rubbed all the wood with tung oil so it was rich and dark, it even smelled good. You know, you put nose in it and breathed in, it was... it was perfect. ~Jesse

Published on 2014-11-10 16:29:59 GMT

Jesse- "Dude, you scared the shit out of me! When you say it's a contamination, I'm thinking like an Ebola leak or something." Walter- "Ebola?" Jesse- "Yeah, it's a disease on the Discovery Channel where all your intestines just slip out of your butt." Walter- "Thank you, I know what Ebola is." Jesse- "Uh-huh." Walter- "Now tell me, what would a West African virus be doing in our lab, hm?" Jesse- "So, you're chasing around a fly, and in your world I'm the idiot." ~Jesse

Published on 2014-10-12 09:21:28 GMT

"The thing is, if you just do stuff, and nothing happens, what's it all mean? What's the point?" ~Jesse

Published on 2014-10-10 15:20:30 GMT

Walter: Skyler... Skyler: What? Walter: *whispers* I fucked Ted. *credits* ~Walter