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An Engineer & a Doctor sitting next to each other on a long flight. Engineer says, "Let's play a game... I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer,you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." The Engineer asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...? The Doctor doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket,pulls out a $5... Now, it's Doctor's turn... He asks the Engineer: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs...? Engineer searches the net and asks all his smart friends... After an hour he gives Doctor $500. Engineer asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four...? Doctor reaches his pocket and gives Engineer 5$....!!!
MEDICAL LOVE LETTER :) Hi darling, Hows your anatomy and physiology? My biochemistry is within normal limits. I miss you like an ischemic heart miss its blood supply. I love you as the TB loves the apex of lung. I care for you like the way IV Taxim and Metrogyl care for a postoperative patient. I have implanted you in my SA node. Please don't be the etiology of my heart failure. Miss you like ventilation. Take care of your vitals. --- Your love
Lawyer- Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse ? Pathologist- No. Lawyer- Did you listen to the heart ? Pathologist - No. Lawyer- Did you check for breathing ? Pathologist - No. Lawyer - So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you ? Pathologist - Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
"Love is not patronizing and charity isn’t about pity, it is about love. Charity and love are the same, with charity you give love, so don’t just give money but reach out your hand instead."
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