Mugs Pub Calgary

at 1330, 15 Avenue SW, Calgary , T3C-3N6

Your neighborhood pub and grill in the heart of Calgary's belt-line!


Mugs Pub Calgary
1330, 15 Avenue SW
Calgary , AB T3C-3N6
Canada
Contact Phone
P: 403-228-2530
Website
http://www.mugspub.ca

Opening time

  • Mondays: 11:00- 01:00
  • Tuesdays: 11:00- 01:00
  • Wednesdays: 11:00- 01:00
  • Thursdays: 11:00- 01:00
  • Fridays: 11:00- 02:00
  • Saturdays: 11:00- 02:00
  • Sundays: 11:00- 23:00

Specialities

Price category
$$ (10-30)
Services Mugs Pub Calgary provides
Mugs Pub Calgary specialties
DinnerLunchDrinks

Company Rating

1683 Facebook users were in Mugs Pub Calgary. It's a 49 position in Popularity Rating for companies in Bar category in Calgary, Alberta

3378 FB users likes Mugs Pub Calgary, set it to 11 position in Likes Rating for Calgary, Alberta companies in Bar category

Don't mess with Old Folks! A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog." So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food. The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit." The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."

Published on 2014-12-05 18:38:10 GMT

Today's MUG's funny !!!! A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

Published on 2014-08-20 21:15:19 GMT

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: YOUV GOT MALE

Published on 2014-08-18 17:44:54 GMT

I sure hope you water drinkers read this!!! It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feaces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you. THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it !!

Published on 2014-08-16 17:22:45 GMT

Mug's Friday Funny....:) A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death

Published on 2014-08-15 17:41:39 GMT

Our very own Brett took his blind date to the carnival at The Calgary Stampede. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Brett. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Brett again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Brett lost his dollar. They walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Brett figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

Published on 2014-08-14 00:03:29 GMT

I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!' Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great.. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'

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