Delicious jerky. Incredible ingredients. Healthy prices.
153 FB users likes PerfectJerky.co.uk, set it to 18 position in Likes Rating for Preston, Lancashire in Food/grocery category
HELLO We are now doing custom orders ONLY. Minimum order 500g. Ask us for a flavour consultation or come up with something funky and we'll make it!! You even get your own recipe card so you can try it at home...
**GOOD NEWS** -Custom super-smoker close to completion. -Just got off the phone to an agent for an Irish farm. Grass-fed, Organic beef. Yes! -Secured some investment to pay for the above. yum. HEALTHY YUM.
Happy Sunday Jerky-junkies!! Conference with an engineer and a team of investors today to discuss plans for a new SUPERSIZE custom smoker. No rest for the jerkid. Much love! X
Bonjour Jerky-lovers of TODAY! Its a big day, TODAY! First little parcels of joy shipping out... TODAY!!! Can you tell we're excited about this day?
On a slightly more serious and less interesting note, I've had quite a few queries about the website itself that I'd like to respond to. If you have tried to visit perfectjerky.co.uk you have likely been confronted with a godaddy page. The website is currently under construction (by small sweaty men) and will be launched when it meets our extremely exacting standards. You'll be able to get your jerky there through Paypal or on here through me. Oh yeah! There'll be some stuff we hope you'll find amusing on the website. As well as, OF COURSE, fresh deals even the most hopeful hungry homie (or homette, or homo for that matter) couldn't dare to dream of. Stay tuned. x
Doing our homework: website building crash-course. Let's get this website liiiive!
Good morning hungry carnivores!! Following the overwhelming response to yesterday's announcement, we decided to launch a Facebook page until our full site (Perfectjerky.co.uk) is launched. Here, you can: Tell us how much you love our jerky Ask about new flavours etc Tell us your life story (as long as its quite short and you're fairly literate) Whatever you want, really. Much love, PerfectJerky.co.uk The Jerky Genii
GOOD EVENING JERKY FANS!! We are all on the eve of a momentous day. All behold. At dawn, the inaugural batch of perfectjerky will have reached the culmination of our practice-perfected 7 stage process and be released to the Facebook community. Due to extremely high demand, we will offering smaller sizes ONLY; enabling a larger amount of people to feel a little taste of something real in their gobs. Three delicious flavours, all bursting with beef and antioxidant brilliance: SuperJerky (Tasty and sweet, not too hot); Monumental Oriental (a blend of Chinese spices sweetened with apply, prune and berry juices); and ZestyJerky (Fairly spicy with a strong hit of lime- wakes you up in the morning!) now offering handy sample size, too: Sample size (25g)- £1.25 (or 5 mixed for £5) Midi bite (60g)- £2.50 (or 5 mixed for £12) Centurion (100g)- £4 Tri-century(300g)- £10 You can order by messaging me and pay by Paypal, bank transfer or cash. We deliver in sealed bags by first class post or will be happy to arrange local collection/delivery where possible. Please don't hesitate to ask. Look forward to hearing your views on the alpha batch!!
Very very soon, Perfectjerky.co.uk and Bespokebiltong.com will be up and running and full of bells and whistles and delicious meaty goodness. In the meantime, however, I'm kindly offering a limited number of blessed individuals the opportunity to enjoy our jerky before anyone else. Starting with our inaugural batch of my personal SuperJerky formula (Tomorrow), I will be releasing limited quantities of new flavours on a regular (possibly daily) basis. Pricewise we're looking at: 100g bag- (4x the standard 'Jack Links' bag sold in supermarkets)- £4 250g bag- (As a light snack, should satisfy cravings for around 7 days. Would last me approx. 7 minutes)- £8 500g bag- (We're getting pretty hefty now!)- £15 1kg bag- (Now, this will take some munching)- £25 Pick n Mix- Choose 50g of any five flavours (...that we have) - £10 Just a quick note on the marketing front: This is spectacular jerky. Trust me, I've been gobbling down jerky/biltong from all over the world ever since I took my very first bite on a holiday in Texas aged 10. Our jerky is made from top quality beef steak, marinated in an impressive range of delicious, antioxidant-rich ingredients (think goji berries, turmeric, chilli, garlic, Himalayan rock salt and many more), before being smoked and dried over organic, nutrient-dense fuels such as applewood, kelp and rose petals. The protein power of beef combined with the rejuvenating force of plants, herbs and berries. Today, we enter a new age in the world of snacking. Orders/questions/love: inbox or comment here (or if you're lucky enough to have the number for my Nokia 1060, feel free to call). Happy scranning!