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Please welcome our new associate professor for Communism Ideologies; Philosophy and Quantum Mechanics of Schwanzium, Catherine Zheng! Catherine Zheng - Alumni of Massachusetts Institute of Technology - Bachelor of Studies in Single Celled Organisms - Bachelor of Visual Arts and Performance degree from Julliard School of Arts in New York - Supply teacher for Mathematics and Geography in Windfields Junior High School, Toronto
Reminder to Vice Principals for a brief meeting at 11 in the afternoon sharp.
Please welcome our new Head of Literature & Visual Arts Department and Vice President, YiFan Duan! YiFan Duan - Alumni of Schwanz Literature School - Former associate & full time professor, teaching Art of Irrelevant Statement and Art of Lunch Work and Improvisation - Currently a president of China Town - Owner of multi million dollar business Tako Polo - Bachelor of Visual Arts and Performance degree from Julliard School of Arts in New York
APPLY NOW Religion courses available for this semester Schwanzium; the All Mighty Element SAM1R1 The Holy Relation of Yulli, Kimchi, and Fried Dog HYF1R2 The God of All Squares GAS1R3 China; God of All Nations CGN1R4
Reminder to Vice Principals for a brief meeting at 9 in the afternoon sharp.
APPLY NOW Courses available for this semester Academic (must be taken) Quantum Mechanics of Schwanzium QMS1D1 Study of Frying Matter SFM1D2 Art of Irrelevant Statement; Literature AIS1D3 Symbolism of Ancient Square; Literature SAS1D4 Communism Ideologies; Philosophy CIP1D5 Open Study of Wild Schlongs SWS1O1 Musical Repatoire of Schwanz MRS1O3 Art of Lunch Work and Improvisation ALI1O4 Study of Cereal Making SCM1O5 Martial Arts of Sclong-fu MAS1O6 Visual Abstract Art VAA1O7 All students need total of 128 credits in order to graduate. (32 credits an year is recommended) All students MUST take the 5 academic courses an year.
Greeting Scheißen, it has been a wonderful year and we are making an adjustment to our teaching staffs. This will not affect your timetable. The principal is extremely busy with internal affair. As a result, the vice principal, SiYuan Tong will be the new provisional principal. Mr. Tong graduated from Kim Il-Sung University which is a world-renowned university. We hope everyone to have a great year!
Please welcome our new professor and Head of Philosophy Department, Shaozhong Li! Shaozhong Li - Ph.D in Communism Ideology in Schwanz Institute of Technology - Bachelor of Leninism Studies Degree in Harvard University - Former associate professor of Schwanz Institue of Technology for Communism Ideologies; Philosophy course - Currently the head of Communist Association of Canada - An active author, one of his best sellers include 'North Korea, the Next Utopia'